Rant #1: Non-Conformists

To all of you "non-conformists" who are thinking they are making a statement, you aren't. It is physically, mentally, and emotionally IMPOSSIBLE to non-conform. Not conforming means not doing what other people are doing. Therefore non-conformists conform to the standard of non-conforming. No human past, present, and future can be a true non-conformist. Every human is unique. EVERY! Everyone is conforming to the SAME standard of being unique! So, "non-conformist" should be stricken from all records, since it isn't a real thing. The idea isn't even real. It's like infinity; it's a concept but can't be reached. The only thing "infinity" has on "non-conforming" is the fact that the concept can be grasped. Non-conforming is a stupid thing that should die. It's like immortality. No one is immortal. You don't see people going around preaching immortality (human-life, not spiritual), so why are there people preaching non-conforming?